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seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

Anonymous
asks:
How did you lose you virginity?

rickymartinofficial:

i had sex

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

beanarie:

Because of of course Lucy Liu took time off from her busy schedule of separating people from their heads to feed a random bunny

beanarie:

Because of of course Lucy Liu took time off from her busy schedule of separating people from their heads to feed a random bunny

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock